No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line