worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.