I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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