i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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