she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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