Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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