Barsexuality is the new black.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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