pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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