Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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