this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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