Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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