i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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