I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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