Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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