508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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