I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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