It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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