Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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