Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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