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Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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