So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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