I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
