I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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