I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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