My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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