That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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