her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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