I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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