Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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