I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
