why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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