I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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