i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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