I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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