Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry kefka hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(541): View more from Oregon

Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

Fav 13 1449 814
share tweet
(781): View more from Massachusetts

They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys

Fav 33 5132 1103
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(318): View more from Louisiana

When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.

Fav 7 3409 866
share tweet
(734): View more from Michigan

you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..

Fav 49 937 5989
share tweet
(661): View more from California

We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex

Fav 23 1104 7806
share tweet
(425): View more from Washington

Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.

Fav 19 1638 5853
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(719): View more from Colorado

We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting

Fav 6 5151 1133
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(701): View more from North Dakota

My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.

Fav 0 41 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.

Fav 0 53 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT