so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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