last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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