i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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