Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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