white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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