so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
