I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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