he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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