So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
where are my eyebrows?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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