And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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