Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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