Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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