I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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