Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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