I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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