ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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