why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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