You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need water and some morals
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You don't make any sense
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I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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