sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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