Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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