He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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